The banner of The Almighty Website of Stuff, with a decorative red and gold design, the name of the site being in the middle, and the on either side, between bits of red and gold, are two insigniae of The Almighty Doer of Stuff, which is a black circle with a large blue capital Greek letter Phi, a blue and yellow billboard-face capital Q in the left lobe, and a yellow circle with a smaller blue circle inside it, offcenter with a lowercase letter e in the smaller circle.

AWoS links: Blades of Exile, The Idiot, Miscellanea, Home. Email!

Site History

Below you will see the history of my website's updates, with the newest on top. Just in case you're curious.

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  • October 25, 2015: Overhauled the website with some PHP work, deleted a lot of content, and updated some other content.
  • September 24, 2015: Added the "Blades of Exile: Treasure" shirt design to the BoE section, as well as the wordy pitch that appeared on the back of older versions of the Blades of Exile shirts.
  • September 13, 2015: Temporarily took down the Professional Box from the main page. Added and changed shirt designs on Blades of Exile page, and added a larger version of the Blades of Exile Custom Graphics Workshop.
  • July 8, 2015: Took a little yellow line off the American flag.
  • July 7, 2015: Removed Quasi-Professional Stuff section, and simply added links in a table on the Main Page. Added "Blades of Exile: Action" to the Blades of Exile section.
  • July 5, 2015: Uploaded "Gifts from the Almighty Heart" to the Poetry section.
  • July 4, 2015: Changed the Spiderweb Software-Related Stuff page into the new Blades of Exile section, accessible from the main page instead of just from the Miscellanea section. Added the new Quasi-Professional Stuff section to the main page. Added a link to the Chicken Sheep Peaceful Sleep Minecraft map on the Miscellanea page.
  • July 3, 2015: Tweaked "It's OK!" (added a border), and uploaded the Blades of Exile Custom Graphics Workshop to the Spiderweb Software page in the Miscellanea section. Changed filename of LGBTIQ flag to "lgbtiqflag.png" instead of "lgbtqflag.png". Added more Blades of Exile graphics to the ZIP file on the Spidweb page.
  • June 28, 2015: Added "It's OK!" to Pixel Art, in the Visual Art section.
  • June 28, 2015: Posted my Blades of Exile and Blades of Avernum custom graphics, in the Spiderweb Software page of the Miscellanea section. Also changed the set of flags on the main page, with a newly-added genderqueer flag and links to related sites for each flag.
  • June 10, 2015: Tweaked "Mousie" in Pixel Art to adhere to my 8-color restriction (it was 9 and one of them was a mistaken extra shade of gray), make it look more like her (giant eyes), and a few other fixes.
  • June 9, 2015: Added "Space Unicorn" to Pixel Art.
  • June 1, 2015: Tweaked some pixel art a bit, renamed a couple, etc. Also added "Pixel Pizza" to the Pixel Art page.
  • May 31, 2015: Uploaded "Brown Sheep", "Season Medallions", and "Cheeseburger" to the Pixel Art page.
  • May 30, 2015: Moved my visual art to its own section, and moved Spiderweb Software Related Stuff to Miscellanea. Also added "C Squared Minus A Squared", "Mousie", "Mycotic Musing", and "Tree of Sagacity" to Pixel Art, and uploaded a favicon.ico.
  • May 18, 2015: Restored "The Zebrat" with GIMP. Uploaded a better shot of "It's OAKY to be NUTS!" as well as color-edited versions of three pictures.
  • May 18, 2015: Tweaked a few things, and more importantly, uploaded a bunch of visual art to the Miscellanea section.
  • Some Point In The Middle, 2015: I think I did a bunch of stuff and failed to update this file. Whoops. Also worth noting is I switched webhosts.
  • January 3, 2015: Changed the Poetry section a bit.
  • December 27, 2014: Removed TAPCoS.pdf and most of my poetry, opting instead to only post a few highlights.
  • December 13, 2014: Added "A Box of My Childhood" and "A Letter To Daddy 2" to the Poetry section, added "Such Strange Clouds" to the Reader Discretion Advised Poetry section, added "Ode to Slush to the Form Poetry section, and added the Mindfish Cabin Minecraft 1.8.0 map to the Miscellanea section.
  • December 9, 2014: Updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • December 6, 2014: Added "Ode To Books" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • December 4, 2014: Added "Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • December 2, 2014: Changed TAPCoS-Cover.png.
  • November 30, 2014: Added "Jesus Watches Over Children" to the Poetry section as well as "The Vultures Could Eat Us" way down the list (above "Swhump Goblin Funeral Song"), "Old Goat Sailboat" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf. Also, I changed a lot of formatting stuff, particularly, changing my site banner a bit and putting it on every non-Mr. Q page.
  • November 29, 2014: Added "Bangor Surprise" to the Reader Discretion Advised Poetry section, added "The Little Bummer Boy" to the main Poetry section, added "Keeping Up With The Tridashians" and "Lawn Carpets" to the Form Poetry section, added "Tinpotpwapebsylowtadcwaigawfeatte & Utpictynuts" to the Silly Word Acrostics section, added the new Collections Of Poetry section containing Gifts from the Almighty Heart, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 28, 2014: Added "Post-Thanksgiving Pestering" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 25, 2014: Added "Adolescent Whining, Don't Mind Me" to the Form Poetry section, added "Making Myself Comfortable" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 23, 2014: Added "OMG" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 22, 2014: A few tweaks, including to TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 21, 2014: Added "Grandpa Killed Nazis. Grandpa Loved Nazis.", "...But Did He, Really? (Know This)", and "He May Have Really (Learning)" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 20, 2014: Added "Sane Or Insane? It's In The Cards!" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 19, 2014: Updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 17, 2014: Added "The Battle of Aquilino Farm" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 16, 2014: Updated TAPCoS.pdf with placeholder pages for finished but unreleased poetry, and added new label features.
  • November 14, 2014: Added "Experiencing Music" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf, which now DOES contain the newly-slightly-tweaked "4044U". Also cleaned a few pages up a bit.
  • November 13, 2014: SWITCHED WEBSITE URLS from a subdomain on a friend's site, to my own domain name. Also, added "Romance And Expression" and "A Letter To Daddy" to the Poetry section, added "Lonely Holidays" and "4044U" to the Form Poetry section, created an Error 404 page, and updated TAPCoS.pdf, which does NOT contain the poem "4044U".
  • November 11, 2014: Added "Pizza Fun For Everyone" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 9, 2014: Added "Mindnumbness" and "One Thousand Bowls of Fruit" to the Poetry section, fiddled with the favorites tags again, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 8, 2014: Reorganized the Poetry section's file structure, added "Hey, Mister!" to the Reader Discretion Advised Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf. Also, updated the main page banner and tweaked various hyperlinks and other stuff throughout the site.
  • November 7, 2014: Added "Marfle-Snum & Keekoodatz" to the Poetry section, tweaked a couple things, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 6, 2014: Added "Life In A Fish Tank" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 5, 2014: Added "Weary Worry" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • November 3, 2014: Added "Ailing Again" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 30, 2014: Added "She's Not Here Anyway" and December 2012's "Turkey's Ass Award" (which should have been there already, whoops) to the Form Poetry section, fixed some syllabic errors in "Other Things I Find Amusing Besides Just Chickens" in the Form poetry section, fixed a broken link to "Admiring My Father" in the Poetry section and marked it a favorite, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 28, 2014: Added "Admiring My Father" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 22, 2014: Added "Fruits" to the Rude/Mature Content Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 16, 2014: Added "Weather Fluke" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 12, 2014: Added "Who Do You Want To Be With?" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 11, 2014: Added "Dragged Out" to the Poetry section, added "Other Things I Find Amusing Besides Just Chickens" to the Form Poetry subsection, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 10, 2014: Added "A Shield Forged in the Fires of Hell" to the Form Poetry section, added "Thinking Of A Few Happy Memories" to the main Poetry section, added "Assholes" to the Rude/Mature Content section of the Poetry section, revised "Gantazile the Crocodile", and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 8, 2014: Tweaked poetry marked as favorites, added "Foost Goblems Shivit" to the Silly Word Acrostics section of the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 7, 2014: Added "My Favorite Educational Institution" to the Form Poetry section, added "Can I" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 6, 2014: Added "Gantazile the Crocodile" to the Poetry section, added "Guard Your Snow Forts Carefully" and "Lie & Truth" to the Form Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 4, 2014: Changed "horde" to "hoard" in The Hobbiswipe, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • October 2, 2014: Added "To Be With Tea" to the Poetry section, did some spellchecking and paring down of the poems marked as favorites, and updated TAPCoS.pdf (with a revised Table of Contents format!).
  • September 30, 2014: Added "Corky" to the Rude/Mature Content section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • September 29, 2014: Added "The Elementals of Simmering: Gurbaden's Song" and "Cheeso & Beamy" to the Poetry section, added "The Elementals of Simmering: Chaenorr's Song" to the Form Poetry section, added "Marlnask & Doompahoy" to the Silly Word Acrostics section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • September 28, 2014: Added "To: Hornet" and "The Zebrat" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • September 22, 2014: Added "I Find Chickens Amusing" to the Poetry section, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • September 21, 2014: Added "Drive'm All Crazy", "Cory Lincoln", and "Nostrum" to the Poetry section, fixed some typos, and updated TAPCoS.pdf.
  • September 20, 2014: Added "Got So Much Time On My Hands" to the Poetry section.
  • September 19, 2014: Reorganized the Poetry section a bit, moving some of my collection into the newly-renamed Rude/Mature Content section. Also switched TAPCoS to a PDF and I think it will stay this way.
  • September 14-15, 2014: Updated Poetry section with new poems in Form Poetry subsection, tweaked favorite poems markers and text on Poetry index pages, revised "Reflecting on Love, Reframing the Mirror" a bit, and updated "The Almighty Poetry Collection of Stuff", now with the filename "TAPCoS.odt" instead of "TAPCoS.docx" to preserve formatting, as well as new poetry and a Table of Contents.
  • August 26, 2014: Added the new poems "A Loving Fantasy" and "A Loving Nightmare" to the Poetry section, and "Tintuawcadtians & Ahortastlat" to the Silly Word Acrostics subsection. I also added the DOCX file containing all the poetry on the site together, The Almighty Poetry Collection of Stuff to the Poetry page, relinked some poetry that somehow got lost, and cleaned things up a bit.
  • August 25, 2014: Second update of the day, added the new poem "The Dance of the Goat and the Horse" to the Poetry section.
  • August 25, 2014: Added some back catalogue to the Poetry section, including the lyrics to my songs, and a new poem called "My Peaceful, Safe Place". Also added a Buddhist parable I wrote to the Writing section.
  • August 24, 2014: Added "My First Love" to the Poetry section.
  • August 19, 2014: Added "Well, That Was Weird..." to the Form Poetry subsection, in the Poetry section.
  • August 18, 2014: Added "Always Dance II" to the Poetry section.
  • August 11, 2014: Added a note about the history of "Mr. Q's Mindrape" on the Audio page.
  • August 10, 2014: Added "Push It Up" to Poetry section.
  • August 2, 2014: Added "Fancy Buttons" to Poetry section.
  • August 1, 2014: Added "I Don't Get It" to Poetry section & cleaned up Main page
  • July 31, 2014: Added "Snapshot, July 31, 2014" to Poetry section.
  • July 28, 2014: Added 14 poems to Poetry section, mostly in the main section but a few in the Form Poetry section.
  • August 18, 2013: Removed "An Absent God" poetry section.
  • July 29, 2013: Added "An Absent God" poetry section, and "Capybara Point: Its Wonders and History" to the Writing section. Also, restored the queer pride and Flying Spaghetti Monster flags to their normal proportions, and added the flag of the Swhump, a community of swamp-dwelling goblins of whom I've grown rather fond.
  • June 24, 2013: Fixed Loose Canon link.
  • December 22, 2012: Added a new poem, "Always Dance".

  • December 9, 2012: Minor changes to "The Ballad of the Doll Guardians" (now "The Ballad of the Toy Guardians") after having consulted a dictionary...

  • November 29, 2012: Added to Mr. Q's Brainwashing Chamber, and added a note to the description of Mr. Q's section on the Home Page.

  • November 19, 2012: Minor addition to the "A Fix of Wonderment" description on the Audio page.

  • November 18, 2012: Added some flags to Home page, and fixed a minor typo.

  • November 18, 2012: Massive site update! Many things changed, please do look around.

  • December 22, 2009: Added ALT and TITLE tags to the Restart and Abort buttons on The Potato: Space Fighter page.

  • December 17, 2009: Added a December 14, 2009 Site History entry change that I didn't add on the date I updated it (last item), updated The Potato: Space Fighter.
  • December 14, 2009: Changed hyperlink color from red to white to aid the vision-impaired, added Site History page and a link to it, added Mr Q Brainwashing page and a link to it, updated About Me page (favorite color). Fixed Audio page's link to "Life In A Fish Tank" drawing.

  • December 13, 2009: Grand opening of The Almighty Website of Stuff!


AWoS links: Blades of Exile, The Idiot, Miscellanea, Home. Email!

I endeavor to make every page on this site properly viewable on smartphones. I also endeavor to give all images accurate, descriptive alt= texts, for those who use screen readers. If I am failing in either of these endeavors, please email me the details here: AWoS@AlmightyWebsite.com and I will do my best to fix it.

All content on this website © 1996 - 2015 Vincent D. Camley, with the exception of the base code for "The Potato Space Fighter" © David Doull (date unknown, somewhere between 2000 and 2005, but considering he told me he didn't care whether I credited him or not it's probably not too important to him); all parts of the Minecraft maps (excluding the specific design alterations by Vincent D. Camley) © Mojang AB; much of the Blades of Exile content © 1997 Spiderweb Sofware (now available under GNU GPL+), with user-generated content © their respective authors; the Flag of the United States of America in the public domain; the LGBTIQ Pride Flag in the public domain; and the Genderqueer Pride Flag © 2011 Marilyn Roxie under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License. All rights reserved.(If any of the preceding copyright information is incorrect, please email me so I can correct it.)

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